Survey I Ganked from MySpace.

TEN things you wish you could say to TEN different people right now, don't name the person:
1. I hope you're not serious...I like you, really I do, but not like that.
2. Why the fuck couldn't I talk to you? Jesus Christ, I want to get to know you, and you're already back in Texas.
3. Am I trying too hard? Not enough? Can you even tell? Just tell me, somehow.
4. Whether you believe it or not, I'm good, really. And you can stop beating yourself up over everything and anything - you're not responsible for every little thing that ever happens. So chill, dude.
5. I don't know if I like you like you, but if I do, what d'you reckon?
6. You make me twitch.
7. There are some days I really really really don't like you. Sorry.
8. Why are you marrying her? There must be something there I haven't seen, but...whatever. It's your wedding, and I just had to ask. 'Cause it doesn't look like all fun and games from this perspective.
9. Can we just be close friends? I like you a lot, but just in that way.
10. It may not be my place, but I'm proud of you. I miss you like fucking hell, but you're doing amazingly well for yourself. Keep it up or I'll beat your ass.

NINE things about yourself:
1. Excruciatingly shy.
2. I try to be clever and witty and fail miserably.
3. While I'm not Emo, I'm highly emotional.
4. I speak English, a decent amount of French, some simple Japanese, a few words of Spanish, Italian, German, and Arabic...And Pig Latin and Ubbi Dubbi.
5. I'm more than slightly obsessive.
6. I'm more than slightly paranoid.
7. i speek lolcatz. i can haz treet?
8. I can give a sailor a run for his money, as far as his mouth is concerned.
9. I can give an Alzheimer's patient a run for his money, as far as his memory is concerned.

EIGHT ways to win my heart:
1. Talent. Musical or theatrical or anything involving the performing arts...I'm easy.
2. Fit into my family. I'm not sure I do some days, but if you can meld in easily, you're welcome.
3. Be honest and straightforward, but understand what I say.
4. Be able to cook. 'Cause Lord knows I can't.
5. Have a sense of humour.
6. Act immature on occasion.
7. Be charming...have charisma but don't flaunt it, y'know?
8. Like hockey! Not a big deal, but...I needed an eighth thing.

SEVEN things that cross your mind a lot:
1. I'm emo. But not really.
2. Why the fuck do I procrastinate like I do??
3. Why?
4. I really need to figure out a surefire way to write.
5. How the world sees me.
6. Have mental conversations with other people...y'know, when I make up both sides of the conversation. Yeah.
7. No, really - WHY?

SIX things you wish you never did:
1. That entire conversation I just had.
2. Leave that paper till the last minute.
3. Hesitate.
4. Procrastinate.
5. Think as much as I do.
6. Fucking procrastinate.

FIVE turn offs:
1. Being an asshole.
2. Not driving very well.
3. Not listening.
4. Impatience.
5. Intolerance.

FOUR turn ons:
1. Honesty.
2. Unintentional charisma.
3. Humility.
4. I'm with Stormy here...I likes me mah hair.

THREE words that describe your life:
1. Mental.
2. Bizarre.
3. Introverted.

TWO things you want to do before you die:
1. Act with any of my favourite actors, even if it's just...I dunno. Even if it ends up being just a meeting, I want to be able to say, "I met So-and-so, bitches."
2. Visit Japan and France, and live in South Dakota.

ONE confession:
1. I bore even myself. So best of luck to you.